The Not-So-Guru's Playbook: Sarcasm & Serenity for Hustlers

The Not-So-Guru's Playbook: Sarcasm & Serenity for Hustlers

Health is Wealth

Health is Wealth

Simplifying Your Approach to Food, Sleep, and Movement

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Jul 30, 2025
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Let’s be real—most people treat health like a Pinterest board. Keto this, cold plunge that, 9 supplements before sunrise, a workout plan stolen from someone half your age and twice your recovery speed.

You know what that leads to? Burnout by Thursday and pizza by Friday.

I used to fall for it too. I'd try five different “optimal” routines in one week and …

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